IanShine's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Leet

All I've known about Scientology is what I've seen in South Park... So I knew about L. Ron Hubbard, but not Xenu... It made me laugh every time I've watched it so far, so as far as I'm concerned, you did a great job.

Also, I recommended this for the Parodies and Religion collections...

[TANKMEN .5]

Amusing

Tankmen - Probably my favorite series on Newgrounds. Completely raw humor, coupled with everyone sounding almost the same.

Anyway, to Nashez, a helpful review is something that tells where to improve... You just said you don't get it, don't see how it's funny, and flamed the author with your title. That's a useless review.

[skatepark madness]

"Head Chopped Off By Skateboard"

I could imagine seeing that in the newspaper after something like this happened... If you take the element of sticks out it'll be a lot better. Like Lanix said, gravity should play a bigger factor in this so it doesn't look like he's flying. Otherwise, it was amusing for a short stick movie.

animatorxz responds:

thanks :)

[A very SBC Clockmas]

Tired of this spam...

When will someone realize that there's no talent involved in any of this, nor humor, nor humor? You said judge on humor - I did. There's no humor about this... Anyone can type some words in to Microsoft Sam. Congratulations.

[-Soup-]

Kinda Pointless, but Humorous

It was pretty funny, so I hope this survives in the Portal. Otherwise, maybe a little storyline would be good to add.. But whatever.

[Stoic The Samurai]

The most interesting part was the music.

The music was alright, but the animation was poor, and it didn't flow well. A good way to make it flow would be to have his sword hanging at his side, and then grabbing it, and making a full animation of pulling it out. Same way for his enemy. Anyway, I see some potential, but this isn't the best you'll ever produce I hope.

[Dance Around The World!]

Repetitive.

You used the same few pictures constantly, instead of actually making any sort of actual dance, so it wasn't that great.. Make a smooth motion, and less sharp, and it'll look a lot better.

["Ima Gonna Shoot You"]

Well..

It was very short, and the voice quality was horrible. Make something longer, that has more purpose to it, and you'll have a decent flash movie. And... No gun has a muzzle velocity of like 4 inches/minute. xD