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All I've known about Scientology is what I've seen in South Park... So I knew about L. Ron Hubbard, but not Xenu... It made me laugh every time I've watched it so far, so as far as I'm concerned, you did a great job.

Also, I recommended this for the Parodies and Religion collections...

Amusing

Tankmen - Probably my favorite series on Newgrounds. Completely raw humor, coupled with everyone sounding almost the same.

Anyway, to Nashez, a helpful review is something that tells where to improve... You just said you don't get it, don't see how it's funny, and flamed the author with your title. That's a useless review.

"Head Chopped Off By Skateboard"

I could imagine seeing that in the newspaper after something like this happened... If you take the element of sticks out it'll be a lot better. Like Lanix said, gravity should play a bigger factor in this so it doesn't look like he's flying. Otherwise, it was amusing for a short stick movie.

animatorxz responds:

thanks :)

Sigh.

I noticed you replied to a review with something like "There's a war over this flash" this morning. The really sad thing about that is, it's not a GOOD thing to have a war over it. That usually means that it blatantly sucks, but there's the people who ARE five and six years old that will review you positively. Don't call it a flash. It's a video.

Plus, if you're 13, I hope you're on the free trial of Flash. Because if you aren't, that means you're pirating it. Which, of course, is illegal. I highly doubt your parents would pay that much money for you to spam the internet, unless you're incredibly spoiled. In the first case, I'll be happy to know that I won't see anything else by you, because your trial will run out. In the second case, in a month or so, if I see anything else by you, everyone will know you're using a pirate copy of Flash. Happy new year.

Fun little movie

It was a funny movie, I look forward to seeing more from you. Some human voiceovers would improve it a lot, and graphics could easily improve. Still, the humor is good.

Tired of this spam...

When will someone realize that there's no talent involved in any of this, nor humor, nor humor? You said judge on humor - I did. There's no humor about this... Anyone can type some words in to Microsoft Sam. Congratulations.

Kinda Pointless, but Humorous

It was pretty funny, so I hope this survives in the Portal. Otherwise, maybe a little storyline would be good to add.. But whatever.

The most interesting part was the music.

The music was alright, but the animation was poor, and it didn't flow well. A good way to make it flow would be to have his sword hanging at his side, and then grabbing it, and making a full animation of pulling it out. Same way for his enemy. Anyway, I see some potential, but this isn't the best you'll ever produce I hope.

Repetitive.

You used the same few pictures constantly, instead of actually making any sort of actual dance, so it wasn't that great.. Make a smooth motion, and less sharp, and it'll look a lot better.

Well..

It was very short, and the voice quality was horrible. Make something longer, that has more purpose to it, and you'll have a decent flash movie. And... No gun has a muzzle velocity of like 4 inches/minute. xD

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